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Patrick Milligan: Carlos Mencia Is A Hacky Cunt Face

Of course we have ALLLLL seen the video of Joe Rogan calling out Carlos Mencia to his fat hacky cunt face on stage. How great was it seeing Mencia having NOTHING to fight back with? How about how the crowd turned on Carlos and began applauding whatever Rogan said? If you are in the dark and haven't seen it, check it here. 

The fallout from this clip is rather sickening though.

Since the clip was spread all over the internet a few days ago, Rogan lost his privileges to perform at the World Famous Comedy Store. Just goes to show you how spineless some club owners, managers, bookers, etc. can be. I will bet you my life that Mencia called Mitzi Shore and told her either I go, or Rogan goes. Typical douchebaggy move from Mencia. Carlos is using whatever clout he has in the entertainment industry to prevent others from saying what they want about him. 

Hmmmm kind of reminds me of a certain gag order the King Of All Media placed on Opie and Anthony during their prime. This isn't a gag order perse', as Rogan is free to do & say whatever he wants, but now Mencia is trying to have him blacklisted from the most storied comedy venue in rotten Los Angeles.

Carlos can be OMG shocking! Racial! Confrontational! and say risqué things all he wants - unless it is turned back onto him that is!

Now Rogan has mentioned that his agency, the faggots @ Gersh, have dropped him because they represent both Carlos & himself. Sounds like another ploy by Fag-cia to prevent Joe from saying what he wants to.

I have ALWAYS hated Carlos as a comedian. I was one of the first to write about what a predictable hack he is on stage for this very site. I remember listening to his drivel on O&A back in the old WNEW era, and despising how he oversells his mediocre material by using accents and shouting.

I am glad someone like Rogan took it upon himself and risk his clout in LA to call that piece of shit out. Now I know some of you remember a write-up that was posted on Cringe Humor of Rogan on the hacks page. That was removed years ago. Back then I was starving for content and allowed people to submit write ups of comedians they hated for that particular page. I will sit here & still take responsibility for it all though. I was never one to hide behind a keyboard....but my views have changed over the past 5 years.

While I don't find much of Rogan's act to be LOL-tastic, I admire his dedication to standup, and what a huge fan of the art he is. If only 5% of the working national headliners had the balls to do what he did...the comedy world would be in much better shape.

For too long have we let hacks work their way into the public's eye. Then again we must remember that we are TRUE fans of the art form. We dissect it, analyze it, discuss it, pick it apart, and break it down to the bare minimal science.

Unfortunately the ones who go out to the headlining clubs, buy the CD's & DVD's, are the ones who just want to laugh at the same old jokes, same old gimmicks, and the same old shtick that has such a mass appeal.

That's why we are blessed to be in New York City. A place where the pure art form of standup comedy is given a chance to grow & evolve. Sure, NYC has it's fair share of thieving scumbags, and behind the scene cocksuckers, but they are just a small fraction of the comedy scene here. A comedian can be blacklisted from several clubs but still manage to get up on stage 5 times a night.

So my worthless advice to Joe Rogan is to pack up, and get your UFC loving ass to NYC, where you can be who you want to be, and do what you want to on stage. 

As far as Carlos is concerned, those proverbial 15 minutes are almost up, Amigo. If Chappelle didn't go AWOL a few years back, you'd be stealing more material from some struggling young performer that opened for you.

I cannot wait for the day when they comedy world wises up & completely shuns you. The day when you can't fill rooms anymore, and are yelling the word "NIGGER!" at black people sitting in the front row. The day when you finally realize you are back to being a nothing and you are shopping a reality show pilot about your awful life to VH1. And that day is coming soon....



-Patrick