O&A decided to throw themselves under the bus and finally play audio of their first ever program together on WBAB. Luckily comedians Jim Norton, Rich Vos, Patrice O'Neal, Robert Kelly, & Otto Peterson were in studio to trash both the boys & each other. This is vintage O&A us long time listeners have been yearning for. 

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The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 1hr30min in length

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The 2006 Cringe Humor Comedian of the year, Patrice O'Neal, talks about how the sports world has gone downhill. Very classic moment from Patrice's legendary 45 minute set @ the CH Show

Check out Patrice's MySpace to hear more audio from that same night on his jukebox player

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 2mins in length

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The lovable married couple of Rich Vos & Bonnie McFarlane were given a radio show to fill XM 202's Saturday Night Lineup. Vos & Bonnie used it as a forum to discuss the current scene in standup comedy. Patrick from Cringe Humor was brought into the studio to contribute his worthless 2 cents about the business. The main topic of discussion is alternative comedy and how much Demetri Martin sucks...Many thanks to Mike C. for the wonderfully edited clip!

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 1hr40min in length

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Patrick from Cringe Humor wins the honor of being the first ever non comedian guest on The Robert Kelly & Sometimes Colin Quinn Podcast. It starts off with Patrick pissing off Robert, talk about Michael Richards, the Cringe Humor Awards, and then we are interrupted by a hot hick from MadTV. Lots of inside banter included!

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 32 minutes in length

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Colin Quinn once again proves his genius and headlines the hilarious Artie Lange Roast live on The Howard Stern Show. Colin obliterates everyone in the studio including Bob Levy, Lisa Lampanelli, Ba Ba Booey, Robin Quivers, Artie, and of course Howard himself. 

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 9 minutes in length

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The loveable Danny Lobell (from The Comical) has been putting on wonderful radio shows broadcasting live from NYC's Baruch College. In a lapse of good judgment, Danny decided to have me on as a guest. Listen in as I shoot the shit about comedy, offend an Asian, and harass CH Show host Mark Anthony Ramirez, and Flea_Man. Many thanks to the gang at The Comical Radio for having us on.

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 36 minutes in length

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The awesome Rich Vos has had enough of the "Internet celebrity" and original pest known as Flea_Man. The young fella was in attendance at a recent Cringe Humor Show, and Rich decided to go after him in classic Vos Style...In order to understand some of the insults, we suggest you also listen to the time when Flea_Man's Mother called into the Opie & Anthony Show looking for a date. Both clips are available below. Thanks to my bros @ OpieAnthony.net for the clip

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 4 minutes in length

- Vos Attacks Flea - Click Here to Download (4mb)

- Flea's Mom Calls Into O&A - Click Here to Download  (4mb)

The handsome & talented Joe Matarese sent in this gem of an audio clip from a recent performance of his @ The Stress Factory. Joe has been dealing with some anger management issues as of late, and decided to let off some steam towards a typical Jersey wiseass

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 3 minutes in length

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Roughly 35 minutes in to his legendary headlining set at the November 3rd Cringe Humor Show, Vos gets a phone call from his very special "Poopsie"

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 2 minutes in length

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Colin Quinn & Nick DiPaolo were recently given a week long run at radio on D.C.'s 106.7 WJFK station. The great Patrice O'Neal decided to call in and berate both men while taking jabs at several other CH Comedians. This is as close as you'll get to an audio version of Tough Crowd! Many thanks to La Mott Jackson for the audio

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 17 minutes in length

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Bob flips out at an audience member attending one of his shows in Houston. Here's an explanation from the man himself:

robertkellylive (11:29:50 AM): that was thirty minutes into my set and he was staring at the ground the hole time. And every time I made him laugh he would fight it and cover his mouth. to cool for school asshole. He was right up front I just had to say something. And then He said I wasn't funny. I could see if I was eating my balls but this asshole was just being a party pooper and I needed fuck up his night like he was trying to fuck up my night. 

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 6 minutes in length

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Russ Meneve busted out some of his filthiest material after dealing with an offended female audience member. Classic Cringe moments ensue as Russ pokes fun at rape, elderly sex, & Terri Schiavo. Many thanks to Kirill Bichutsky for ripping the audio

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 6 minutes in length

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CH Up & Comer Steve Byrne explains his beef with show writer Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale, due to Sal attacking Dat Phan on the Kidd Chris Show. The whole encounter was sparked over a audio of the prank which was posted here on Cringe Humor. Many thanks to Sal for the sweet CH plug

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 11 minutes in length

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- BONUS: Sal vs. Dat Phan on The Kidd Chris Show (2mb)

Making his O&A on XM debut, Patrice O'Neal provided the program with hilarious stories about his love of Brazilian hookers, glass dildos, and other fucked up memories from his personal life. CLASSIC radio in which we learn a ton about the man himself. Also features Rich Vos

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 46 minutes in length

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Colin Quinn told O&A a hilarious story about how Jerry Seinfeld put Bob Kelly in his place one night at the Comedy Cellar. The boys decided to have Bob himself tell the story live on the air. Classic cringe moment, that explains the "NOT YOU!" phenomenon

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 11 minutes in length

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One of the funniest performances in Cringe Humor Comedy Show history, Patrice O'Neal simply assaulted the audience by picking apart several audience members & females in general. Raw, & uncensored, CH is honored Patrice himself granted us permission to post this golden audio sample.

Many thanks to Kirill at Bichutsky Films for this masterpiece

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 17 minutes in length

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L'il Jimmy Norton made the mistake of bringing in one of his old performance tapes from Rascals in 1993. O&A cut up the tape and decided to play some clips on the air. They also invited Colin Quinn, Rich Vos, Patrice O'Neal and others into the studio to bash Norton. The result is 80 minutes of pure hilarity, as every comedian picked on each other the entire time. Keep in mind, this event took place long before Tough Crowd was ever conceived

*Now featuring never before seen, high quality, UNCENSORED, studio audio that you won't find anywhere else*

The roast is broken up into 3 parts which will fit perfectly onto an 80 min. CD-R. Files sizes are listed in parenthesis next to the download link

- Part 1 (5.8mb)

- Part 2 (4.2mb)

- Part 3 (4.2mb)

Recognized by the Guinness World Records book as the world's fastest reader, Howard Berg stopped by the studio to enlighten the boys on how they too can become a "speed-reader." O&A once again play Good Cop/Bad Cop, while Norton feigns interest over Howard's abilities in his own sarcastic way. Opie's sarcastic laughter after one of Howard's lame attempts at humor is legendary...Also features Rich Vos as "The World's Dumbest Person"

*Now featuring never before seen, high quality, UNCENSORED, studio audio that you won't find anywhere else*

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is about 30 minutes in length

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I recently asked CH Up & Comer, Steve Byrne, to cut an audio ID for the site. We decided to record it in front of the famous Comedy Cellar while Steve chatted with his arch nemesis, Robert Kelly. Both men began insulting each other until they were interrupted by a mush-mouthed panhandler who calls himself "Comedian Stack." Listen on as comedy gold takes place.

Click here to see a picture of Patrick & Comedian Stack

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is under 5 minutes in length

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Rich Vos was the first show regular dumb enough to bring in one of his old tapes, and what a train wreck it was. The footage is of Rich from a Rascals cable television special from 1989. O&A invited Patrice O'Neal, Daily Show writer/awful comedian Paul Mecurio & of course Jim Norton into the studio to harass the world's tallest midget...If you enjoyed the Jim Norton Roast, you will also enjoy this masterpiece.

*Now featuring never before seen, high quality, UNCENSORED, studio audio that you won't find anywhere else*

The roast is broken up into 3 parts which will fit perfectly onto an 80 min. CD-R. Files sizes are listed in parenthesis next to the download link

- Part 1 (3.2mb)

- Part 2 (4.9mb)

- Part 3 (4.9mb)

Jim Norton & Rich Vos are not only brilliant comedians from New Jersey (well Norton at least is), they are also both womanizing scumbags. Listen on as both men share stories from their various sexual escapades - sometimes together. There are 3 clips from several O&A shows. Here are the descriptions:

Clip 1 - Hotel Parking Lot Scam: Vos tells us a surefire way to prevent rape charges, and how to orgasm without wasting money on a hotel room

Clip 2 - Flip A Coin: Norton & Vos share stories about some horrid women they have tag-teamed. Whether it's playing good cop-bad cop, eating ass in Central Park, or sharing a woman on the toilet - these stories are classic!

Clip 3 - Peep Booth Memories: Norton & Vos discuss the best & worst peep booths they have encountered while working on the road. Also learn about why you should never jerk off in a bathtub

BONUS CLIP - Tortillas: Norton exposes Vos' inability to properly pronounce the word "Tortillas"

File names & links are listed down below. Files sizes are listed in parenthesis next to the download link

- Clip 1: Hotel Parking Lot Scam (1mb)

- Clip 2: Flip A Coin (3.3mb)

- Clip 3: Peep Booth Memories (1.4mb)

- Bonus Clip: Tortillas (1.2mb)

On December 10th, 2003, I asked Robert Kelly to cut an audio ID similar to the one Jim Norton did for the site. Like a true performer, Robert cut several different versions, and flowed on & on for several minutes. 

I decided to take some of the audio and mix it to a looping beat of the song "Work It" by Missy Elliott.

The Clip is a standard .mp3, and is just under 2 minutes in length

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